We are pleased to carry Peter Planchet's popular (?) web column,Coin Talk. Although some people find Dr. Planchet somewhat offesive and condescending, he is the world's foremost expert in the field of numismatics (If you have any doubts,you can ask him!). In his debut column, Dr. Planchet discusses the controversy behind the 1916 Standing Liberty quarter.
The 1916 Standing Liberty Quarter
Well, every one with half a pea brain knows this story, but I'll tell it anyway. In 1916, the Standing Liberty Quarter was released where Miss Liberty had an exposed breast. We thought that we had gotten rid of visible breasts after the issue of the 1896 five dollar note which depicted five semi-naked females representing electricity. The whole idea was ridiculous. One breast represented voltage, another represented current, etc. That's when my family first joined Americans United Against Visible Breasts (AUAVB). After many street protests, the AUAVB won its battle when in 1899, the hussies on the five dollar bill were replaced by an Indian Chief.
The pro-exposed breast people knew that we could never go back to the way things were in 1896, so they tried to sneak in a single exposed breast in 1916. We were thrown for a loop with this whole quarter thing. I remember my father taking me to the anti-visible-breast rallies. It was a tremendous success.Covering the Breast
By 1917, they made Miss Liberty wear chain mail. The victory by the AUAVB was one of the biggest in American history. Soon after the victory, the group began to fizzle out, although I kept my membership intact. Membership grew again after the Janet Jackson breast incident at the Super Bowl. Again, they tried the one-breast-at-a-time strategy. You know how these people operate. First they'll get one breast exposed, then they'll go for two. Before you know it, the whole country will be topless. This will lead to chaos and socialism.